a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
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once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
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ask-the-guardian-of-innocence:
Can I just take a moment to say how perfect this is? Like, the lighting on Jack is even from the right angle! Whoever made this is really good with photoshop.
This isn’t Photoshopped, he was there the entire movie. We just couldn’t see him
What if he was? Maybe that’s why in rise of the guardians he didn’t really want to be a guardian at first because he had spent Rapunzel’s whole life sitting there falling in love with her even when she met Flynn and broke his heart he stayed with her even when she got old, he was there when she was getting married, he was there next to her death bed, he was there for everything the only thing though is that he didn’t know how to make her see him, but he had fallen in love with her anyways. he loved her with all his heart and when she died he decided that the hurt was too much to ever bear again so he decided that he was just “snowballs and fun time” so he could never get hurt again
you mothereffer
Drinking game:
Every time Gatsby says Old Sport, take a shot.
Guaranteed to have alcohol poisoning by the end of the night.
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